A Christmas ‘Present’? The Realtor Voodoo Doll

Stephen M. FellsI admit I have a dark sense of humor but the Realtor Voodoo Doll leaves me scratching my head. Marketed as something you can “give [] to your fellow Real Estate Agents as a fun and funny gift” the doll was originally sold by Etsy for $6 but is currently shown as sold out.

Realtor Voodoo Doll

I’ve detailed the products description below, am I right to think this is a little strong?

“Is your Real Estate deal going sideways? Is your house taking longer to sell than you thought possible? Are your buyers very picky? Then this is the doll for you. This Voodoo doll will help you with the biggest deal of your lives, and possibly the most stressful. Look at the Realtor Voodoo doll and poke it with the included pins. You will feel better! Buy this Voodoo doll and give it to your fellow Real Estate Agents as a fun and funny gift. Give it to your broker. It also works as a gift for clients. Give it to anyone you know who is involved in a Real Estate deal.
The Voodoo doll is made out of all new materials. I designed and made the Voodoo myself. It also comes with a dark brown felt briefcase to hold your pins. The Voodoo Doll is washable.

This Realtor doll was developed with the help of a Real Estate Agent, and is intended as a stress reduction device and for comic relief. No Realtors were harmed during the making of this doll.

The Real Estate Voodoo Doll is 9 1/2 inches tall, and comes complete with a bald spot and power tie.

Some of the things to poke that are written on the doll are: Orange Shag Carpet, Bats in Attic, Bad Photo, Old Paint, Missing Paperwork, Buyers Purchase F.S.B.O., Leaky Basement, Interest Rates Go Up, Closing Date Rescheduled……….and the list goes on. There are over 50 different things to poke on the doll.”

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  1. We have a plastic blow up bat that we write the initials of our “enemies” on. It works really well to let out frustrations, write the intials, then bang the bat on something, you have not harmed anyone or anything and you feel sooooo much better. 🙂

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