I’d love to see a single property Website with this type of description 🙂 There are so many statements in this rental ad it’s hard to pick a favorite. There’s:

“Ludicrously overpriced, with carpet stained like an infant’s undies and a truly appealing paint job…. no, I meant a peeling paint job…… this 2 bedroom top floor North Bondi flat is perfect for the blind and/or less discriminating flatmate”

and then there’s:

“If you have a designer’s eye and wish to play down the trailer trash aesthetic, please feel free to make the changes.”

and of course:

“On a positive note, I am house broken and have no criminal record.”

What’s your favorite?